JONZING ENCYCLOPEDIA

Jonzing : (a verb)The Act of being Jonzed, which could mean
          anything. either positive or negative..

  

                       TIIIAAAAAAAAAWWWWWN

             e.g. 1. " meet me at the extreme end"

                     " i fell down""

                     " He didn't agreed he did it".Mozenge

                       TOASTING

             e.g. 2.   Akin: hello, hi, i'm AKin

                       she:  ok, any problem

                       Akin: no oh, i just wanted to ask you if 

                             u knew ladipo street.

                       she:  ? 'amazed'...sorry i don't know..

                       Akin: thank you ma.

                       she:  next time speak your mind for u

                             lukd attractive to me,buh now..
                             kurombee jur!

                       Akin: chai! i be mumu oh!   

                             i don highly jonze.

                      HIGHNESS

              e.g. 3. u drink to nonsense and u find out u

                      entering ur expensive vehicle

                      like u climbing an okada.....

                      Witnesses:o boi! this nicca don jonze

     

                      POROSITY

              e.g. 4. u'v been in love wt ds girl u cherish so

                      much, a day comes she decides to give u 

                      a chance,she invites u,,now u come 

                      forget say u dey purge!u handsomely went

                      ..later on after happy discussion,u mess

                      she pretends nt to knw, u discharge

                      again, she endured, u com comot d 'koko'

                      this time she evacuates u from her cabal

                      ..kai!na me be ds,i don totally jonze.

                      cos she no fit near u ever again......

                   

                       e.t.c............................

Lamba   : (a noun)this term refers to anything u could make out
         of something.it is a constructive noun.
         ref:@askthelambaking.

Gobe      : this is another name for wahala a.k.a .trouble.


Sererensis : having a cunning/crafty nature.


Lingerings : having a sluggish sense of humour.


oooosheee  : Mo'Hits's special way of saying thank u.


Gbagaun    : a.k.a tiaaaawwwnnn, this is misappropriation of 
             words.Making an extremely wrong sentence/statement.
             e.g the boy didn't told her ur message.


Mr.Akin    : an imaginary person u'v been waiting for to redeem 
             ur so called ill situation.  


Rigimaro   : a.k.a kurukere, using one to catch trips. the act of
             being crafty and cunning.