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   THE HUMAN HOURGLASS: THE ROMANIAN MODEL WHO HAS JUST A 20 INCH WAIST

'I just have a small stomach. It's a bit like a gastric band, if A model with a waist of just 20 inches has insisted she eats three square meals a day, including fatty foods such as crisps, pizza and kebas.

Ioana Spangenberg, 30, measures in at 5ft 6 inches tall, weighing six stone.

The model told The Sun: 'No one seems to believe it, but every day i eat three big meals and I snack on chocolate and crisps all the time. I eat too much I feel sick'.

Mrs Spangenberg was born a a very normal weight of seven pounds, and only saw her body transform into what it is now when she was a teenager.

When she was 13 she would get friends to put their hands completely around her 15in waist.

She says she has tried to fatten up, eating sweets like Mars bars to do so, but to no avail.

'In Romania it is better to be overweight, because that means you are from a wealthy family.'

It was only in 2006 when she met her German husband Jan, that she says she finally became comfortable in her own skin.

He encouraged her to become a model after photographs he posted of her online received a fantastic reaction.

'I would still like to gain weight so I don't look so shocking. And now that I live in Germany I can't get enough pizza or kebabs.'

SIMON COWELL SET TO INTRODUCE A DJ REALITY SHOW

 Under Creative Commons License: Attribution Non-Commercial Share-alike Show creator and famous talent hunt show judge, Simon Cowell, is set to launch a new talent show which will focus on seeking out ‘the world’s greatest DJs’.

The TV mogul’s production company Syco Entertainment says they’ve been working on the project for over a year now. Then show is to be co-produced by Sony Pictures Television and Overbrook Entertainment – the company owned by Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith.

The programme is expected to ‘capture the incredible rise of the DJ phenomena’,says a statement by Syco.

‘DJs are the new rock stars, it feels like the right time to make this show’, said 52-year-old Simon Cowell. He was apparently referring to the success of DJ’s like David Guetta, Swedish House Mafia, Avicii, who have all achieved phenomenal success in their careers.

Confirming the report, actress and singer, Jada Pinkett-Smith, Overbrook entertainment, co-producers of the show stated that, ‘this show will comb the world to find a new breed of talent’.

Simon Cowell is due to re-join the judging panel on Britain’s Got Talent this year alongside Amanda Holden, David Walliams and Alesha Dixon. 

'You have no place in civilised society': Muslim family jailed for life after 'despicable' honour killing of three teen daughters who dared to date boys

Mohammad Shafia his wife Tooba Yahya, pictured left, and their son Hamid, were found guilty of killing Shafia's three teenage daughters in Kingston, Ontario. The bodies of Geeti, bottom right, Zainab, top left, and Sahar, pictured top right, were found dumped in a car at the bottom of a canal in 2009 after they were killed for disobeying the family's strict discipline. Shafia's second wife Rona Amir Mohammad was also killed.

WTF. In this technological years......chai! may these kokolets souls torment their parents wherever they are sentenced.This girls died virgins.

Boko Haram is fairer than this gargoyles.

What do u think is the right punishment for these parents?

RASTA CLONES (MEET THE RASTAS)

                                                        MC SMITH OCHENDO

                                                              GENERAL PYPE

                                                              TOSCAR ROBERTS

Its been said that ''blood is thicker than water" in this genetic case we v got to believe clones are made here in Nigeria....................... ''na so naija technology don reach?
These three images gotta tell themselves the truth, make una go find out una real parents oh, cos e be like na one soldier sperm and  from one egg una hatch out oh!
in this case is blood thicker than Hennessy or Cannabis is thicker than Blood...
Respect to JAH! these Rastafarians are united soon........

Celebs with tiny Weenies

Lif grammar jooo...big swag and big moni no signal say something big dey inside pants.

So we've decided to celebrate the less Endowed Men -- the famous dudes who are rumored to have nothing going on underneath their name-brand jeans. Obviously these teeny weenies have not been verified first-hand, but we figure that even if it's not true, the guys on this list probably did something to justify the mean-spirited rumor. Enjoy!

Arnold Schwarzenegger. He's not small, per se, but he does put to rest the rumor the bodybuilders are more well-hung than common folk. The Gov. once said: "You can't make it bigger through exercise, that's for sure." Obviously, he's tried.

 Ashton Kutcher. When Kutcher started dating Demi Moore, his ex, Brittany Murphy speculated, "To him, age doesn't matter, and to her, size doesn't matter." Just bitter? Or telling the truth?

 Ben Affleck. He obviously wasn't judged nude when he was once named People's Sexiest Man Alive. Michael Clark Duncan, his co-star in Armageddon, had this to say: "Don't get me wrong, ladies, Ben is cool, but I've seen the guy naked ... and c'mon, man! I was not impressed at all." Ouch.

 Colin Farrell. On his manhood, Farrell has said: "Let me tell you, it ain't nothing to f*cking write home about!"

 Daniel Craig. Could the suave and sexy James Bond be, God forbid, small? Maybe. Daniel Craig used penis doubles for his sex scenes in Casino Royale. Something to hide, Mr. Craig?

 Daniel Radcliffe. When the Harry Potter star appeared naked on stage in 'Equus,' his penis shrank 'to the size of a hamster.' God knows what it looked like before.

Danny Bonaduce. The washed-up child star sports a d*ck the size of a baby gnat. And yet that hasn't stopped him from dropping trousers...over and over again.

 Dustin Diamond. Is anyone really surprised Screech used a stunt penis?

 Eminem. The rapper's got a big head, but that's about it. Ex-wife Kim said Em wasn't well-endowed and, further, that he sucked in bed.

 Shia LaBeouf. He told Playboy the first time he slept with a girl, he put a pillow underneath her to help things go, uh, a little smoother. Didn't work. "I'm not extremely well-endowed, and clearly this wasn't the move," LaBeouf recalls.

 Nick Lachey. Back when he was sc***ing Jessica Simpson, she divulged that "he didn't pack too well, if you know what I mean." 

 Napoleon. The Little General, indeed. Supposedly, the general of France's penis was chopped off (can you say ouch?) and, like the rest of him, boy, was it small. 

 Jude Law. The paparazzi caught the English bloke changing into his swimsuit in France, and said of his junk: "He's no Tommy Lee, that's for sure." And this is why you should always strip down in private.

 Johnny Knoxville. The "Jackass" maniac compared his less-than-impressive schlong to a light switch and "an egg in a nest."

 Howard Stern. The self-professed King of all Media insists he's got a borderline micro-penis; which if you look it up, is actually the size of a large cli***is. Ewwwww

Fred Durst. When a sex tape got out that showed the Limp Bizkit singer's alleged shortcomings, Durst sued Gawker Media. Stat.

 Enrique Iglesias. The spanish crooner had a badcase of TMI when he announced the next product he was putting his name on was extra-small condoms. Poor Anna Kournikova.

D'Banj & Mo Hits All Stars Live in New York

Live Nation in association 

 

with Mo Hits Records 

presents

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxo5xtjAXfg&feature=share

D'Banj and MoHits All Stars Live in New York United States of America.

Date: 19th February 2012

Time: 8:00pm

Venue: Irving Plaza, New York City

For tickets go to: www.livenation.com (search D'Banj)

www.livenation.com/DBanj-and-Mohits-DBanj-Live-in-NYC-tickets/artist/1673523

Enquiries call: Ogugua Iwelu +16462871630